fast facts

As a child, I told everyone that I wanted to be a “jingle writer.” Somehow, I still haven’t given up.

I believe that there’s no correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas, the smartest people watch reality TV and read Reddit snark pages, and the elite way to eat a sandwich is with chips at the beach.

I’ll buy you a drink if you pretend to be interested in my story about the time I rode in the NUTmobile™.